Daily waste

dirtyalec:

sometimes I close my eyes and I can’t see

(via shoesofmoriarty)

deanandsammyandcastiel:

In Australia, we don’t say “I love you” we say “kangaroo steve irwin crocodile didgeridoo” which roughly translates to “you can have one of my tim-tams” and I think that’s so beautiful.

(via hate-your-smile)

czystiel:

thetricksterandtheoptimist:

evil-overlordess:

Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.

“ Satan was just pretty chill.”

what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore

let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful

(via inkorstardust)

internet-slang:

• BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
• heck
• heckaroo
• frick frop
• nincompoop
• heckle deckle 
• diddly darn 
• pokémon
• zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

 

(via bigbeatfrombadsville)

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crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

(via pizza)

lumos5000:

221b-baker-sweets:

genuinelycornflakes:

I don’t know which is worse

Doctor Who ending in my lifetime, and I eventually become uninterested due to inactivity

or Doctor Who continuing past my lifetime, and I don’t live long enough to experience the rest of it

I’m pretty sure this is how the Doctor feels about his companions…

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