danisnotonfjre: giftedbuttwisted: At a 4 hour concert you burn about 1600 calories. In a typical PE/Gym class you burn 375. the choice is yours
When taking pictures with your Best Friend.
Can we have 2 megabyte gifs now?
thefrogman: I talked to Yahoo and they said it was cool. No need to check with them or anything.
flora-lita: Your entire future is decided upon the choices you make as a dumb teenager how is that fair
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
snapchatting: fuck u and ur better version of my failed text post
dirtyalec: sometimes I close my eyes and I can’t see
deanandsammyandcastiel: In Australia, we don’t say “I love you” we say “kangaroo steve irwin crocodile didgeridoo” which roughly translates to “you can have one of my tim-tams” and I think that’s so beautiful.
czystiel: thetricksterandtheoptimist: evil-overlordess: Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill. “ Satan was just pretty chill.” what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
internet-slang: BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE heck heckaroo frick frop nincompoop heckle deckle diddly darn pokémon zoowe mama do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
reblog if you're satan
crapuccinos: i am like a hexagon all my hecks r gone
lumos5000: 221b-baker-sweets: genuinelycornflakes: I don’t know which is worse Doctor Who ending in my lifetime, and I eventually become uninterested due to inactivity or Doctor Who continuing past my lifetime, and I don’t live long enough to experience the rest of it I’m pretty sure this is how the Doctor feels about his companions…
those days where you just
petcanadian: australiansanta: rosaparking: australian bloggers are like a whole other species i love them and theyre all so frickin hot no its almost winter here we’re freezing no you guys don’t understand freezing. come to canada and say that to my face aussie The air basically freezes solid at anything below 35˚C here so…. maybe you dont understand freezing
theselener: theselener: theselener: what’s the richest kind of air billionaire i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart: i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much: vangoghstars: sparkafterdark: glamour-parade: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place. for the constellations of your skin to brush against the earth of mine i would swim the seas a thousand times (please...
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